No Balls at All
Oh, come all ye laddies and listen to me,
And I'll tell you a tale that will fill you with glee,
Of a pretty young maiden so fair and so tall,
She married a man who had no balls at all!
Chorus:
No balls at all; no balls at all;
She married a man who had no balls at all!
The night of the wedding she crept into bed;
Her cheeks were so rosy, her ass was so red.
She reached for his penis, his penis was small;
She reached for his balls, but he'd no balls at all.
[chorus]
"Oh mother! Oh mother! Oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw.
My troubles are many, my pleasures are small,
For I've married a man who has no balls at all."
[chorus]
And I'll tell you a tale that will fill you with glee,
Of a pretty young maiden so fair and so tall,
She married a man who had no balls at all!
Chorus:
No balls at all; no balls at all;
She married a man who had no balls at all!
The night of the wedding she crept into bed;
Her cheeks were so rosy, her ass was so red.
She reached for his penis, his penis was small;
She reached for his balls, but he'd no balls at all.
[chorus]
"Oh mother! Oh mother! Oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw.
My troubles are many, my pleasures are small,
For I've married a man who has no balls at all."
[chorus]